Your mom jokes

Here's a list of geeky "your mom" jokes created by VTLUUG members, since there's no better place to put them:

• Your mom is so promiscuous, the number of BGP routes she advertises crashes many of the core routers. --Mjh (talk) 19:30, 2 February 2013 (EST)
• Your mom is so fat, her clothing size can no longer be stored in a char. --Mjh (talk) 19:30, 2 February 2013 (EST)