Your mom jokes

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Here's a list of geeky "your mom" jokes created by VTLUUG members, since there's no better place to put them:

  • Your mom is so promiscuous, the number of BGP routes she advertises crashes many of the core routers. --Mjh (talk) 19:30, 2 February 2013 (EST)
  • Your mom is so fat, her clothing size can no longer be stored in a char. --Mjh (talk) 19:30, 2 February 2013 (EST)
  • Your mom is so fat, she is the biggest consumer of beef in the world.
  • Your mom is so fat the UN is threatening to sanction her for her food consumption.
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