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* Your mom is so promiscuous, the number of BGP routes she advertises crashes many of the core routers. --[[User:Mjh|Mjh]] ([[User talk:Mjh|talk]]) 19:30, 2 February 2013 (EST) | * Your mom is so promiscuous, the number of BGP routes she advertises crashes many of the core routers. --[[User:Mjh|Mjh]] ([[User talk:Mjh|talk]]) 19:30, 2 February 2013 (EST) | ||
* Your mom is so fat, her clothing size can no longer be stored in a char. --[[User:Mjh|Mjh]] ([[User talk:Mjh|talk]]) 19:30, 2 February 2013 (EST) | * Your mom is so fat, her clothing size can no longer be stored in a char. --[[User:Mjh|Mjh]] ([[User talk:Mjh|talk]]) 19:30, 2 February 2013 (EST) | ||
| + | * Your mom is so fat, she is the biggest consumer of beef in the world. | ||
| + | * Your mom is so fat the UN is threatening to sanction her for her food consumption. | ||
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Latest revision as of 05:55, 3 February 2013
Here's a list of geeky "your mom" jokes created by VTLUUG members, since there's no better place to put them:
- Your mom is so promiscuous, the number of BGP routes she advertises crashes many of the core routers. --Mjh (talk) 19:30, 2 February 2013 (EST)
- Your mom is so fat, her clothing size can no longer be stored in a char. --Mjh (talk) 19:30, 2 February 2013 (EST)
- Your mom is so fat, she is the biggest consumer of beef in the world.
- Your mom is so fat the UN is threatening to sanction her for her food consumption.
